Face-me-i-face-you palava

I have always heard gists like 'that woman shit (feaces) can smell!' I have had to wonder if there is anybody's poopoo that doesn't. But after a careful consideration, I came out with this advice for those who still stay in face-me-i-slap-you yard. This is important if you must escape the gossips and retain your prestige.

Here we go. If you finish using the toilet, don't go out immediately. Even if the person on the queue is shouting. Alow your mess to evaporate. Once you are sure, it has, get out quietly. If you do otherwise, don't call me oo