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He Almost Set up His Best Friend

Mr. Segun was at home one Monday morning. It's was during a two-week work vacation. He was listening to his favourite music, and going through his phone.

"Hello dear". He received a message from his best friend 's wife 's number. It's a WhatsApp message. ' what is this?', he thought. It was the first time of receiving a message from her. "I am cold, I know you are around". Segun was confused, several thoughts flying through his mind. 

Segun has always admired Rachel. In fact, he had confessed it to his friend, once. He had even lusted towards her. But that was before her husband, Michael because a close friend.

But today, this past feeling was resurrecting from its abys. What is this? He thought.

Segun phone beeps. It's was an SMS message. 'Didn't you see my WhatsApp message?', it reads. 'i saw it'.  He replied back. ' Can I have some warmth?' 'iii', 'yeee' , segun struggle to type a reply. He is tempted to go for it, but he thought of the repercussions. He put the phone off, a layed on his back facing up. A number of thoughts going through his mind. Then......to be continued 

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the dog and she

Can you really reconcile that the same womanhood going after a cucumber-size mantle would actually enjoy the worm-like dog penis?

seller's corner

If my friend cannot buy an apple at N100 from, but can from a stranger, is he/ she a friend or a witch?

Please, I need an answer

Face-me-i-face-you palava

I have always heard gists like 'that woman shit (feaces) can smell!' I have had to wonder if there is anybody's poopoo that doesn't. But after a careful consideration, I came out with this advice for those who still stay in face-me-i-slap-you yard. This is important if you must escape the gossips and retain your prestige.

Here we go. If you finish using the toilet, don't go out immediately. Even if the person on the queue is shouting. Alow your mess to evaporate. Once you are sure, it has, get out quietly. If you do otherwise, don't call me oo

What a Friend Told Me

My friend Segun is already 45years old. He Has no job, not married also. Some old school friends just had mercy on him last month by raising a million naira for him to start life. He is planning starting a business.

 But this month his mother just got down with illness. She needs N1,000,000 to stay alive, according to the doctor.

 My friend is very devastated because this woman has single handedly brought him up and his younger brother. His mother is just 72.

Please, advise my friend. Should she allow his mother to die.

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